Thank My Middle Finger is a funny, sassy single crochet graphgan pattern featuring a bold skeletal middle-finger hand design with the words “THANK MY MIDDLE FINGER.” Worked in just two colors, it is an eye-catching project for Halloween, gothic decor, sarcastic gifts, or anyone who likes crochet with attitude.
Pattern size: 150 stitches × 150 rows
Technique: Single Crochet / tapestry-style graphgan
Skill level: Beginner
Colors: 2 — Purple and Black
Pattern includes: Graph + written row-by-row instructions
US crochet terms
Finished size with #3 yarn: approximately 24” × 32” (61 × 80 cm), based on a gauge of 25 stitches × 19 rows per 4” with a 3 mm hook. This size works especially well for a large pillow panel or a smaller lap-style project.
Finished size with #4 yarn: approximately 50” × 40” (127 × 102 cm), based on a gauge of 12 stitches × 15 rows per 4” with a 4 mm hook. This version is suitable for a full blanket.
Approximate yardage:
Purple: ~750 m = 820 yd (about 5 × 50 g skeins), plus approximately 990 m = 1,083 yd (about 7 × 50 g skeins) if you are also making a matching pillow back.
Black: ~240 m = 262 yd (about 2 × 50 g skeins).
Please note: You may need more yarn because the unused color is carried through the project. Actual yarn use varies with yarn brand, tension, hook size, and individual crochet style.
For a pillow, I recommend #3 yarn for a more compact finished size. For a larger blanket, #4 yarn gives a much bigger result.
This listing is for the SC version. A C2C version of this design is also available separately.
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Digital PDF pattern only. No finished blanket, pillow, yarn, or physical item will be shipped.
